jeo rogen experience #58 – Batman (Halloween Special) – Extended Cut

And we’re back. Happy Halloween,
everyone. Today, Batman is in the
studio. What else do I need to say?
Hey, Joe. Thanks for having me. Nice
suit.
I’m Batman.
I’m Batman.
I’m Batman.
I’m Batman.
Fine. Can I at least be Batman for
tonight?
There can only be one.
Come on. I even upgraded my utility
belt. Beef jerky, caffeine mints, and
some DMT.
That’s not a belt. That’s a festival
pouch.
Give me a chance.
Maybe. How about Bat Boy?
I’ll take it. Anyways, how’s business?
Slowing down. I’m losing gigs to ice.
You’re running after Mexicans.
Some of them. Only the bad homeres. At
least I used to.
Wow.
That’s why I’m a Democrat, Joe. I need
criminals in the streets to keep my job.
Makes sense.
Don’t be fooled. Gavin Newsome is great
for business.
Sure.
Bad alert. New Joker sighting. Candy
warehouse depot side.
New Joker.
I’m going to have to take this. Sorry. I
need to go.
I’ll take you there. Just got a new
turbo on the old mother ship.
Fine. Lead the way, bat boy.
So, who’s this new Joker we’re after?
I don’t know much. All I know is this is
a different Joker. He’s different.
Yes. A woman.
Wa.
Is that a problem?
Of course not. It’s great to see more
women in crime.
I meant will you fight her if you have
to.
Oh, of course. I’ll slap a [ __ ]
Good. Okay, we’re here.
[Music]
All right. She’s here somewhere. Stay
focused.
What would she want to do with all this
candy?
I’ve got a feeling we’ll find out soon.
Hey, Batman.
Yes.
Are you and Robin? You know
what the Joe? I mean, of course he
Whoa. What the?
Shh. Keep moving.
Holy crap. Is that
explosives? We’re close.
Hey, wait a minute. I recognize that
laugh. It’s
Kamala.
Good evening, gentlemen. How sweet of
you to drop by.
What are you doing here?
Oh, Joe. Don’t you remember? You’re born
to from which we You were made from
with.
Are you okay?
Of course I’m okay. I know there’s
actually two of you.
Huh?
It’ll take more than a few sips for me
to start seeing double again.
She’s drunk, Joe.
No, I’m not.
Look, everyone on Capitol Hill takes
Adderall, Xanax, some kind of pill to
get through the day, and nobody cares.
But then I start drinking and everybody
loses their minds.
Camala, why are you blowing up a candy
warehouse? Oh, Joe, don’t you get it?
I’m cancelling Halloween.
What? Like Christmas?
Exactly like Christmas.
But why?
Why? Why? You want to know why I hate
Halloween? You want to know how I got
these mental scars?
Tell me, Camala.
Well, Joe, ever since I was a little
girl.
Oh, no. Not this again.
Kamala, you can’t cancel Halloween.
Watch me.
Uh, Batman.
On you, Bat Boy.
No.
Wow. Nice moves, Bat Boy. Where did you
learn that?
I’m not sure. I think John Cena taught
me.
Well, in any case, you did good.
Thanks. What about Camala?
She goes home like she always does.
Defeated.
[Music]
So, what do you think of the ice bath?
It’s cold.
Can’t spell justice without ice.
Nice pun, Bat Boy.
Can I get a promotion of Batman now?
No.
Anyways, want to see a video of a deer
getting hit by a truck?