jeo rogen experience #59 ft. Santa Claus🎅

And we’re back. Merry Christmas,
everyone. Today, Santa Claus is in the
studio.
Merry Christmas, Joe.
I’m surprised you’re here to be honest.
Why is that?
Because I shot Rudolph last year.
Oh, Joe, don’t worry about that. It’s
not like it was Rudolph Prime.
Rudolph Prime.
The real Rudolph died decades ago. I’ve
been using clones ever since.
You can print deers to infinity.
That’s right.
Can I place an order?
I don’t think that’s a good idea.
Yeah, you’re probably right. PETA would
be all over me. Anyways, what else is
new?
I just signed a new contract with
Palunteer. What? They’re helping me
leverage AI to update the naughty list
in real time.
Whoa. Jamie, pull up the top five
naughty list.
Okay, starting at number five, we’ve got
Nancy Pelosi. She’s finally out of the
top three after announcing her
retirement.
Trading volume on Wall Street is going
to take a hit. Next up at number four,
we have Donald Trump. He could be higher
up in the rankings, but I’m being nice
in exchange for some tariff exemptions.
That’s playbook art of the deal. At
number three, we have Bill Clinton.
Bill clawed his way back into the top
five this year because the internet
won’t shut up about the other naughty
list. Also, the first time a Clinton
beats Trump.
But, you know, Trump is also
Joe, I need those tariff exemptions.
At number two, Elon Musk.
What did Elon do?
Do you know how many government
contracts I lost because of Doge? Isn’t
the number two spot a bit harsh?
Tell Elon to deliver my effing roadster
and we’ll see.
I’ll see what I can do about it.
Finally. Grabbing the top spot in their
first year on the naughty list, we have
Dana White.
Dana.
Dana is taking my elves away and signing
them to the EFC.
EFC.
The Elf Fighting Championship.
Something funny.
Sorry. Sorry. It’s just classic Dana.
Yeah. Well, he also said you’d be the
perfect size for a referee.
What’s that supposed to mean?