jeo rogen experience #57 – Bob Ross

Bob? Is that you again?
Holy s*** Bob!
You’re back…
Sorry sorry.
What are we painting today?
I don’t know Bob.
I already forgot everything you taught me last time.
Shoutout Shane Gillis.
Wow this paint’s got a high to it.
Oh I believe Bob.
You trade Bob?
Should I put salmon?
Whoa okay
So two fish?
But it’s entirely possible
they’re fish.
Right.
How big can I go?
You know Bob
sometimes I wish I had your hair.
Whoa…
Two dots for better breathing?
I’m going for two.
I don’t want a raccoon with a protein deficiency.
Okay here goes:
What the f-
And don’t forget to leave space for our river.
Bears love liquidity.
Shhhh…
We’re painting nature, not charts.
For the river let’s use some silver and shape the flow of the water
Water likes to wiggle Jeo!
Suggest them.
Two sparkles of Iggy Azalea white.
If you paint every fish, you’ll miss lunch.
Two sparkles, not fish.
Don’t overthink it Jeo.
Time for our star:
our bear is going to be a beautiful Obama brown.
Start with the silhouette.
No outline. Press in big shapes.
That’s a question
only Mrs. Rogen can answer.
Let’s focus on the face now.
Short flicks. Don’t count hairs.
Suggest them.
Jeo this is a dream. You can have anything.
Snout gets soft clay,
and the nose a dot of wet black.
Just one dot.
Bears know how to breathe.
Okay that’s it.
Our beautiful bear. Let’s see yours Jeo.
Hey there Jeo!
Of course it’s me Jeo.
Just a pleasant little interdimensional visit.
Watch your profanity Jeo.
Today we’re painting a bear.
A happy little apex. Ready?
That’s okay Jeo.
We’ll let the brush remember for you.
Let’s start with the sky. Bring in our favorite Bud Light blue.
Breathe in… blend down.
Focus Jeo.
Now a distant tree line:
some dollar green with a touch of shitcoin brown.
Not perfect, just believable.