jeo rogen experience #56 – John Cena

And we’re back. Today my guest is apparently John Cena
but I don’t see anyone…
I’m right here Jeo.
Whoa… Jamie…
I think Uncle Joey
put some Death Stars in my coffee brew again.
No Jeo
It’s actually me.
Wait so the meme is real? You actually can’t be seen?
It’s true Jeo.
Unless you’re looking through a camera lens,
I can’t be seen.
You sure it’s not the coffee?
It’s a curse and a blessing.
Jamie I’m scared.
Look Jeo
I’m here you can see my ice cream right?
This isn’t helping..
Here put these on.
Whoa there you are!
Holy crap!
Dude you’re massive!
You’re like if creatine got elected president.
Thanks Jeo
And you look like a.. thumb with a podcast..
Dayum Caleb was right.
Sorry…
It’s okay I’m past the denial stage.
But seriously I didn’t realize you were this jacked.
What’s your daily workout like?
I deadlift Supras with the family still inside.
Vin Diesel won’t let me skip a rep.
It’s all about family Jeo.
Whoa…
And of course I always have a little ice cream with me.
Isn’t all that sugar bad for you?
Ice cream is cold Jeo.
Cold cancels out calories.
That’s just physics.
I’m not sure that’s how it works.
But your fist is the size of my head.
so I won’t argue.
And at the end of the day
I I just love ice cream.
Yeah I believe you on that part.
I still watch that video of you talking about ice cream
in Chinese.
Yeah it’s a classic.
Can you do it now just for laughs?
You sure?
Of course.
Okay here goes.
Jeo?
Good Jeo. Again.
Leader Xi?
The asset has been secured.
*something something something BING CHILLING*
*something something something BING CHILLING*
*something something something BING CHILLING*