jeo rogen experience #31 – Happy Birthday Joe Rogan! ft. Theo Von, Shane Gillis, Joey Diaz

happy birthday to
you thanks for being here guys I got to
admit Joe I can’t believe you’re 57 yeah
man the only thing you’re going to be
hunting soon are your reading
glasses seriously though I hope I look
half as good as you when I’m your age
hey don’t let the outside fool you when
you turn 57 it’s the inside that changes
your farts are going to start peeling
the paint off the walls now Joy’s got
them Cuban cigar farts thick Smoky and
guaranteed to clear a room
they say the Russians took the missiles
out of Cuba because Joey’s mom was about
to give birth to something far more
deadly damn right I’m not some Momo
who’s going to try to hide it when I let
one rip I want you to feel it Rumble in
your chest Hey Joe did Trump wish you a
happy birthday don’t get me started all
I did was say something nice about RFK
and now he’s after me let me tell you
Joe I’ll forgive you if you say my hair
is the best your hair is the best
president Trump thanks Joe I know I wish
I could say the same for you I walked in
here I saw you I said wow where’s his
hair the [ __ ] Mr President you’ve
returned to X and elon’s got your back
how does it feel let me tell you guys
Twitter was so gay I logged in I looked
at my feet I said wow it’s so gay but
now Elon is taken over and he’s such a
great guy tremendous guy we’re going to
make X great again the best Tweets such
great tweets believe me like you’ve
never seen before Mr President I don’t
think they’re called tweets anymore shut
up lil Joe you’re a
loser but seriously you sorted it out
with Trump right yeah we’re cool thank
God I had too much fun with him here
last time yeah don’t worry he’ll be back
on the Pod soon enough hey ball sniffers
are we going to eat this cake or what
okay but just a tiny slice don’t want to
eat too many carbs listen to me Joe
Rogan if I hear about your keto crap
again I’m going to lose my mind it’s
your birthday have some goddamn cake
okay but only because David gogins isn’t
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