jeo rogen experience #30 – Snoop Dogg & Joey Diaz

this ain’t the Olympics I grew up
watching all right The Jeo Rogen
Experience welcome back to The Joe Rogan
Experience everyone today I’ve got the
internet’s two favorite uncles Mr Joey
Diaz and Snoop Dog Hey Joe always good
to be here what’s happening you bad
[ __ ] so Snoop you were at the
opening ceremony for the Olympics and it
got a bit freaky at some point what did
you think of it I mean it was cool at
the beginning but then that fat [ __ ]
showed up dressed as Jesus and I got to
admit I was confused as hell you know
she ain’t ever run a mile in her life
what’s she doing opening the Olympics
let me tell you something Joe Rogan I
haven’t seen a chick this big since the
buffet at Caesar’s Palace and this ain’t
her last supper trust me she’s got a few
more plates to go and don’t get me
started on that blueberry [ __ ]
they really went all in on that LBC GT
stuff I mean come on Joe this ain’t the
Olympics I grew up watching all right
back in the day you didn’t get a gold
medal for just showing up and feeling
good about yourself I can’t take this
[ __ ] no more you’re going to let white
lizo take over you’ve got to face that
fat [ __ ] head on stand your ground and
show them who boss tell him Uncle Joey
oh my God you’re going to get us cancel
Joey I shouldn’t have listened to you
and taken those Edibles I am barbecued
take one more and you’ll know what it
feels like in Joe Biden’s head I’m
getting hungry you guys want to get some
food yeah let’s get some McDonald’s I
want some cheeseburgers now come on Joey
let’s get something else what the [ __ ]
do you mean Joey you know I don’t eat
McDonald’s it’s garbage for you look at
me Joe Rogan do I look like I give a
[ __ ] I want some cheeseburgers this is
America godamn it I don’t give a [ __ ]
how am I supposed to look like that
chick on the olymp fix if I can’t have a
[ __ ] cheeseburger George Washington
didn’t blow up the [ __ ] English just
for me to eat avocado all day and if
you’ve got a problem with that Joe Rogan
you ain’t a
patriot that’s the [ __ ]
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