And we’re back! Today Tim Dillon’s back in the studio.
Welcome back bud.
Pleasure to be here Jeo.
How’s it going?
Feeling awesome man.
I just got back from vacation.
I was gonna say it looks like you had fun
cause that shirt is giving me SERIOUS
Epstein Island vibes.
Cause you know you love fishing, and snorkeling and all…
and clearly
that island was just every rich guy’s favorite snorkeling spot.
Nothing else happened there.
And unlike dragons
which by the way we’ve established are VERY REAL,
there is no such thing as an Epstein client list.
I’m being serious here Jeo.
Wait what?
Look:
I recently
spoke with someone very high up in the government.
Oh yeah? Who?
Uh I’m not gonna drop any names,
but they recently invited me to a seafood buffet,
and they told me to stop worrying about this whole
Epstein stuff
cause it’s all a distraction.
And you believe them?
Why wouldn’t I believe them?!
The lobster was incredible!
I don’t know man
Epstein feels like a one man Palantir to me.
Both could topple entire regimes with their intel.
Epstein just saved on staff and IT costs.
You’re overthinking it Jeo.
And by the way I’m not a fan of Palantir
but I think JD Vance is a pretty cool guy..
Tim?
Yeah?
Did you go to the seafood buffet with JD Vance?
Look I’m going to plead the 5th on this one.
Tim if you’ve been compromised
I need you to blink twice.
Well Tim,
I guess all that’s left for me to say is:
I wish you well.