jeo rogen experience #47 Conor McGregor

all right everyone we’re back today
we’ve got the fighting legend himself
the notorious Conor McGregor glad to
finally be here sorry I’m late i
rearended a Prius on the way in driver
gave me an attitude so I signed his
forehead with a left hook anyways how’s
business still selling that proper 12
whiskey yeah Joe everything was going
smooth until that orange muppet put a
48% tariff on my whiskey i thought you
and Trump were friends yeah well friends
don’t put tariffs on friends whiskey
business that man is a fool and will
learn to fear me you disrespect the
nectar of Ireland you get baptized in
fists well as long as he doesn’t put
tariffs on cocoa leaves you’ll be fine
what did you say nothing anyways moving
on i heard you’re running for president
of Ireland what’s your platform simple
legalize head kicks nationalize proper
12 and fight the English speaking of
fights you’ve been watching any lately i
try but none of them come close to the
greatness I alone can bring you sound
like Dana White’s sleep paralysis demon
i whisper pay-per-view numbers into his
ear every night that man dreams of me
more than he dreams of Jon Jones bold
statement but seriously when are you
fighting again Joe no one can give me a
real fight they’re all a bunch of
fannies what about Kabib joe that man is
a clown he’s not worth my time people
think you’re afraid of him when you say
that don’t twist my words i respect the
man’s cardio not his tactics you tap
though i was conserving energy it was
calculated but the ref panicked you’re
saying the tap was a fake it was Morse
code for plotting revenge right listen
Joe i take him on any day but he won’t
come back he’s hiding in a mountain
whispering prayers into a goat’s ear
oh
smashing how many shots can one man take