jeo rogen experience #38 – Stratton Oakmont

let’s check your sales skills sell me
this pen oh man not the pen thing the
jogan experience all right folks today
we’ve got a couple of Legends in the
house here’s Jordan Belfor better known
as The Wolf of Wall Street and his
associate Donnie aof how’s it going guys
Joe I’m feeling absolutely fantastic the
world’s been good to me and today I’ve
come to share the secret to my success
with you because here’s the thing Joe
the only problem you’re going to have is
that you didn’t take more take more what
Joe listen you want to be rich like
obscenely Rich I’m talking Yachts
hookers lobsters the works man guys what
the hell are you talking about I’ve got
200 million in the bank I’m chilling I
don’t need anything Joe that’s
cheeseburger profits you’re better than
that have you ever thought about
reaching New Heights you’ve got the
audience The Voice the presence you’re
just missing one thing what’s that ludes
dude ludes are you serious seriously Joe
just one expand your mind see colors
you’ve never seen feel things you’ve
never felt forget DMT Joe when these hit
you you’ll be ready to conquer the world
just like us all right whatever you got
me curious bottoms
up one of us one of us one of us one of
us there you go Joe that’s step one to
being a real Straton night now let’s
check your sales skills sell me this pen
oh man not the pen thing come on you can
do it all right uh here’s a pen you can
write stuff you need a pen right no no
Joe you can’t just describe it you got
to make him want it this pen is a ticket
to Paradise look at it Joe this pen
represents your ability to write your
own destiny this pen is the bridge
between your physical body and a juicy
contract when you buy this pen the only
problem you’re going to have is that you
didn’t buy it sooner [ __ ] now I want to
buy this pen hell yeah you do okay and
now what are we Shilling penny stocks to
people Joe we’re way past penny stocks
we’re all in on Meme coins now it’s all
about conviction Joe we’re not selling
crypto we’re selling that 100x dream
that becomes a reality every day in this
space man I’m starting to feel something
here we go that’s the Strat and Oakmont
effect baby we’re about to reach
cruising speed hell yeah hey Jordan
should we do the thing you know the
thing good idea Donnie Hey Joe there’s
one more thing you need to do to become
a true Straton knite what’s
that come on Joe join
in that’s it Joe you’re one of us now a
real Wolf of Wall Street this feels
amazing that’s it Joe remember there
isn’t a problem in your life Aude can’t
fix you guys are insane welcome to the
family Joe we’re taking you straight to
the top
baby don’t miss the Rogen token and stay
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